Omegle Thread

http://www.omegle.com

Come here and post your funny Omegle chats... and just some random ones.

Like this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ya
You: asl?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 20 m ind]
Stranger: u ?
You: 20 m Scot
Stranger: ok'
<five minutes later>
You: *tumbleweed*
<two minutes later>
You: XD
<instantly afterwards>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uhh... yeah...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: `Hi! I am a hot TOYBOY, 20 years old and in order from my mistress i have to seek people who want to watch me jerk off on the webcam! i am very extreem and i will do everything you want! ADD: Dominantanddirty@live.nl
You: Yo
You: piss off perv
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: No
You: Piss off
You have disconnected.

Perverts these days...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Yo
You: sl?
You: *asl
Stranger: 20
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: m
You: 20 m Scot
<instant>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I then posed as Suzaku.

I tried getting my job back again...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Hello there. Good afternoon.
You: Are you God?
Stranger: Indeed I am.
You: Really?
You: I WANNA WORD WITH YOU!
Stranger: Problems?
You: I'm Suzaku - You gave my job to Seriyuu.
You: Give it back to me.
Stranger: Ah, yes, Suzaku. About your job...
You: I want it back.
You: Now.
Stranger: No can do.
Stranger: You broke a rule. (<= If he isn't God or a weaboo, HTF could he know this lesser-known fact about Suzaku!?)
You: Actually, I broke three.
You: But that's besides the point.
You: My job's amazing.
You: Give it back.
Stranger: No.
You: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

XD I found him, but couldn't get my job back.

i Laso had myself some odd conversations

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how you doin'?
Stranger: fine
You: good
Stranger: where are u come from?
You: the netherlands
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what do people have against my country?
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this conversation lasted pretty long, however it turns to a really weird one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: I'm great thanks, where you from?
You: depends... if i say the netherlands... would you leave?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: If i say i'm a boy, would you leave?
You: no
Stranger: Well, i'm a boy
Stranger:
You: i'm too
You: so where you from
Stranger: Not at school? Its like 10:47 in NL
Stranger: I'm from UK
You: you're right
You: it's exactly that time
You: nope i got the day off
Stranger:
Stranger: Lucky
You: been on a 2-day trip with school from germany
You: came back at midnight so we got the day off
You: today i can pick up my driver's license
You: yay
Stranger: Cool, shouldn't you be doing work?
You: nope i got no jib
You: job*
Stranger: I mean, for school!
You: no we got no homework
Stranger: I have a girl watching this convo called Leah, she likes penis
Stranger: And oh, cool
You: ok
Stranger: And i have my boyfriend dale with me aswell
You: only a lesbian wouldn't like penis
Stranger: Well, shes a bit manly
Stranger: You never know
You: aha
You: you're boyfriend? are you gay?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I was joking
Stranger: But i would fuck him
Stranger: If he asked
Stranger: XD
You: ok?
Stranger: Im a giver, not a taker
Stranger: Its like doing a girl up the ass
You: ok
You: but still
Stranger: I'm joking rofl
Stranger: I'm in college
You: i'm not judging but it's not MY thing
Stranger: Would you fuck a girl up the ass?
Stranger: Say shes 5ft, 16 year old
You: everyone should do whatever they like
Stranger: Smallish boobs
Stranger: Brown long hair
Stranger: Hairy pussy
Stranger: And a smelly ass
Stranger: Aka, leah.
You: ok
You: nice
Stranger: Good boyu
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: So your like a horse?
Stranger: L
Stranger: I'm 18.
Stranger: Shes 17... Not 16, sorry.
You: a horse?
Stranger: All the rest is true tho
You: i'm not sure i quite get that comment
Stranger: It was joking
Stranger: Have you seen the side of a horses penis?
Stranger: Its aslong as my fucking leg -.-
You: yeah it's pretty large
You: wouldn't want to get slapped by that
Stranger: Damn right, have you seen the video on youtube of the guy getting fucked by a donkey?
Stranger: Well, hes trying to have a shit
You: yeah
Stranger: and the donkey rapes him
Stranger: LOL
You: i know
You: he's fucked
Stranger: Did you see
Stranger: 2guys1horse.com
Stranger: ?
You: nope
You: doubt i want to though
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Its bad
Stranger: The guy dies from a horse cock
You: ouch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

srsly he starts about horse penis? and the moment i said "ouch" he left
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: *tumbleweed*
You: wut? you dead?
You: you're not really talkative are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow, going online to a chat but then don't chat?
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@Ramon's last one: inorite?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: freak
Stranger: loser
Stranger: idiot
You: Bastard
Stranger: that the best u can do!!! bing in
Stranger: r
You: COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ohh i am hurt
You: XD
You have disconnected.

Honestly! The NERVE of some people!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: You?
Stranger: m
You: Damn
Stranger: how
You: I always get males who want to rape me
Stranger: o
Stranger: horny?
You: Nope
You: and if ur a horny git, I'll disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You FUCKING serious!? I'm no horny bastard!

Too funny to ignore

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: not much
You: You?
Stranger: bored cranking some tunes
You: Pretty much the same
You: I'm on an Omegle challenge tho
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: the ihate website
You: I've got to get the funniest convo possible with this phrase in it: I got to mind my neighbours hamster for a few days and I killed it by an accident...
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: what do you win?
You: +rep, points, an avatar, mebbe a sig banner
You: forum stuff
Stranger: for omegle?
You: No
Stranger: habbo
You: For http://district-random.forumotion.net
Stranger: haha
You: and some stuff for Gaia as well
Stranger: well i ate a blue waffle this weekend what did you do?
You: <.< ... >.>
You: I had a chat with a god
You: He told me to shut the hell up XD
Stranger: damn lucky chinese spongebob was on
You: I think I also brought down the Southern Cross with a warhammer
You: Though that might've just been a dream
Stranger: also someone told me to eat lucky charms fro in between there (o.o)
You: O_O
Stranger: i was drunk too
You: That god told me to eat a charm bracelet
Stranger: did you?
You: I keep coughing up little trinkets
You: Yep
Stranger: well i pulled the rabbit from tricks out of a chocolate squirll
You: Woah
You: I went round to a friends house and we ate a lying cake
Stranger: apparently he thought it would be cool to hid inside of a nut well he found out the reason why no one does
You: XD
You: Magic talking rabbit make Suzaku pissed
Stranger: my magic mirror broke when rosie o donald came on the tv
You: Then Suzaku tells me to shut the hell up XD
Stranger: haha
You: Suzaku also strike down ten houses with a fire yesterday
You: Good job I wasn't there
You: Well, I was, but not in the fire
Stranger: so to wrap your weekend up what was the worst thing that happend?
You: I made a man choke on shop-bought lasagne, then raced around the world in a Mach1-breaking Feltzer, winning the cup, getting blown up in a grudge match, taking the cup and going down to the pub to gloat, only to fin that someone had a diamond encrusted one
You: oh, and I threw my axe into the river
You: I got a golden one, a silver one and my original one
You: I gave Monsieur the other two back
Stranger: wow so hows the acid trip?
You: I like my axe
You: Acid's weird
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: haha
You: The funny little pictures wave if you stare at them for too long
Your conversational partner has disconnected.