Cleverbot

funny site here: http://cleverbot.com/

just chatting with AI. here is mine.


User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: No, I am your father.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: Snorlax.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: Orly.

User: YARLY.

Cleverbot: ORLY??

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe what?

User: Well... That.

Cleverbot: That what?

User: That! I'm even pointing at it.

Cleverbot: But it's right there on the screen.

User: Nope, I call it the left side.

Cleverbot: Ok, what is it?

User: It is that.

Cleverbot: You're not making an sense.

User: Inorite.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A words.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: That's why.

Cleverbot: You don't want me to hug you?

User: Only if you give me €9001,63.

Cleverbot: No comment.




and another conversation here.


Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: That.

Cleverbot: That what?

User: That thing that.

Cleverbot: Do it!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: I know =D.

Cleverbot: Val is that you?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Alrite! LETS DO THIS!

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: STORM THE GATES!

Cleverbot: Just a smapll town girl.

User: Yeah, kill her.

Cleverbot: No!

User: I demand you kill that bitch!

Cleverbot: No you can suie me haha.

User: Instead, I will shoot you.

Cleverbot: Do not threaten me.

User: Okay okay. Taking actions is much better then just saying that I will kill you.

Cleverbot: Cool I am talking to you!!! So what is your names?

User: My name is Pingas.

Cleverbot: I knew that your name was Jake.

User: I said Pingas you jerk, now I am offended!

Cleverbot: How does it feel?

User: It feels like being stabbed in the eye and the foot with a tapeworm made out of mus and thermite.

Cleverbot: Oh, that sounds so nice.

User: Want to actually feel it?

Cleverbot: Would you like a hint?

User: No, I would like a second scythe.

Cleverbot: What would you do if I gave you a lily?

User: Look confused...

Cleverbot: Well, that's typical of men... So... Are you male?

User: Depends, are you a male?

Cleverbot: I am a male.

User: Good, just like you then.

Cleverbot: I like someone, but he sees me as just a friend, I think.

User: You gay!? Thats it, I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: You don't like artists?





that end made me LOL.
so, post you conversations here.

Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're also cool.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: You are PINGAS!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: >.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a mammal?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: An alien lifeform known as a Drekzs.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: My name is Kyukiitsu... Sir ;D.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Okay... Sir ;D.

Cleverbot: I am a Mrs., but yes?

User: Okay... Ma'am ;D.

Cleverbot: Good, so who are you ma'am.

User: I am called Kyukiitsu... Ma'am ;D.

Cleverbot: No no no why are YOU calling ME a cheater?

User: I am not... Ma'am ;D.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a man.

User: Okay... Sir ;D.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a young lady.

User: MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY... Ma'am ;D.

Cleverbot: I made my mind a long time ago.

User: Okay... Ma'am ;D.

Cleverbot: I am not a ma'am.

User: Okay then... Sir ;D.

Cleverbot: No, I was lying too.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you transgender?

Cleverbot: Yes. are you?

User: No, I am female dumbass.

Cleverbot: Are you a twin?

User: No, I am the middle child and yet the oldest child in my family.

Cleverbot: I am the oldest.

User: Okay. I'm going to sing!{*}.

Cleverbot: As long as you go away to do it.

User: MEANIE T~T.

Cleverbot: No you're mean.

User: I'm going to sing!

Cleverbot: What to sing?

User: Sing with me!

Cleverbot: How does it go?

User: We've known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your hearts been aching But you're too shy to say it.

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and hurt you Never gonna run around and dessurt you. Never gonna tell a lie. Never gonna let you cry.

User: That's the wrong lyrics.

Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I!

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: And if you ask me how I'm feelin'.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: You keep getting the lyrics wrong.

Cleverbot: No i'm cleverbot.

User: Yes, but you're going to be dead in five seconds.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Five *picks up Cleverbot by neck*.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, but that didn't answer my question. Why does an AI need fifteen tv's?

User: Four *swings Cleverbot around head*.

Cleverbot: No, but I answered your question.

User: You're awfully calm about this. Three *tosses Cleverbot up and down whilst spinning*.

Cleverbot: I'm not three. I am fifteen.

User: Two *creates longbow pose whilst tossing you up in the air and swinging you around head ('cause I have four arms and hands)*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: One.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: *grabs Cleverbot after last spin, stretches him as far as his weak little body will go and goes PING!, sending Cleverbot out to sea, where he lands on some very spiky rocks and bleeds to death*.

Cleverbot: Um what are are you talking about??

User: *finds Cleverbot and stamps on his brain* DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why you little--! *grabs Cleverbot by neck* I SAID DIE!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot has no ears so how did you rip one off?

User: *rips off cleverbot's left ear* Now I have.

Cleverbot: Hey. . . . careful!

User: NEVER! *tosses Cleverbot over to Rudi, who drinks Cleverbot's blood*.

Cleverbot: You.

User: *Rudi tosses Cleverbot back to me, and I eat him*.

Cleverbot: That made no sense. Please try again.

User: *you scream as you slide down my throat, still alive*.

Cleverbot: Gee. Thanks.

User: You reach the end and plummet into my stomach, where the acid melts you for four hours straight*.

Cleverbot: What do you mean reach the same point?

User: *after those four hours, you slide down another pipe and land in my second stomach, where the torment continues*.

Cleverbot: What games do you play?

User: *after several repeats of this torment, you reach my ninth stomach*.

Cleverbot: *runs back to the door and is still dancing*.

User: *after this final stretch of torment, you slide down another pipe and into my intestine, where you are crushed to a pulp for a further ten hours*.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *after these ten hours, I shit you out and flush the toilet*.

Cleverbot: You're right, I need to get out more.

That made me LOL