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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:22 am

I suck at Plan-X'ing, seriously >.<

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:44 pm

PR arrives with its tank and jumps out.

so i am here again. i was busy being dead by a train and helping someone building a boat.

then PR remembered something.

where did i leave my Anti Air Tank?


~~Komachi~~

hmm.. this boat is awesome and all, with nice music, but... he forgot his second tank. how the hell would he drive two of those anyway. guess i'll bring it back to him then.

komachi ties the boat to the tank and gets in. then she starts to read the manual because she doesn't know how a tank works.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:46 pm

I drop a bomb on PR's tank

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:24 pm

PR jumps on the bomb before it hits and the bomb falls trough everything. 100 points gained, Super Mario style.

now now, we shouldn't be attacking my tank. it's the only one of this type that can't show any colour.

a text balloon appears from the tank saying 'I am disappoint'.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:11 am

I poke PR's tank and it begins dematerialising. Everything I touch breaks!
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:24 am

Nazis drop bombs on everyone and the bird escapes

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:39 am

the bombs get near and one is about to hit PR. then it suddenly gets shot out of the air. more bombs get shot out of the air until all are gone.

yeah! i should have done this way earlier! good thing that weird guy left his AA tank near me.

hmmm? but... that is my Anti-Air tank. how is it... and where is my other tank?

the other tank respawns, on the AA tank. PR walks towards it. komachi heard the tank land on the AA tank and tries to get out, but can't open the lid. PR gets in the tank and drives it off of the AA tank. then komachi kicks the lid open on the top.

what the hell was that!?
oh why hello there dear-
don't call me the.
-how nice to see you here. sorry about the bang that was this tank.
you are so odd... and a bet those other persons over there are just as odd as you.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:56 pm

I throw a bomb and it explodes in mid-air, creating a large black and purple portal that resembles a Psynergy Vortex (ask Cameron what one of these is, I'm too lazy)

Suddenly, a red-haired woma-

'I'M A GUY,' the figure drawled in a very masculine Manchunian accent (Compare and contrast: Gene Hunt (Life on Mars; Ashes to Ashes); Mr Carter (Cranford)

Okay.

Suddenly, a red-haired guy who looked very like a woman was flung out of the portal and rolled straight into a nearby wall, which promptly exploded.

'Ouch,' I say

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:36 am

Komachi looked shocked, not knowing what hell was going on. She climbed out of the AA-tank and walked over to the man who had just appeared. Komachi reached her hand out to the man.

You OK, tranny?

Lol you called her a tranny.

meanwhile, PR was suddenly smoking very expensive cigars.

No worry, I got these insured against fire damage. We will have some good cash and can then look for that bird.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:37 am

'I'M. A. GUY,' the guy growled in reply, 'But yes, I am fine, thank you.'

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:17 am

I know. You are just a very bad cross-dresser. Grow some boobs first. ... ... ... Also... You gonna take my hand yet or do you not want any help!?

Komicha was getting a little bit irritated. Also by the smell of cigars burning. A few Seconds later PR came back with a whole lot of money.

Someone was stupid enough to fall for it. Cigars getting fire damage pays off.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:37 am

Suzaku took Komachi's hand and hoisted himself up

'So,' he said, 'Where the heck is this?'

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:46 pm

I look through the hole that is the fourth wall and see the thread title. Hm? Wha!? the bird is dead and we got the envelope. God whoever wrote that is way behind on our actions. A rock flies through the air from outside of the fourth wall and hits me in the head. Yeah, try something bigger! The ground begins to shake as a boulder hurtles towards me. ...shit I begin to run away, and seemingly from nowhere, the Indiana Jones theme plays.
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:01 am

'THAT'S THE WRONG TUNE!' I yell, as the track changes to Dokuro-chan opening.

A strange bat suddenly appears and I take out a giant sword, before chopping the club into pieces furiously, 'I FUCKING HATE EXCALIBOLG!!!'

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:19 pm

Actually, Indiana Jones is for dodging rolling boulders, that one is for several flying boulders. the music changes back. Fucking homing boulder.
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:38 am

PR gets in the tank and fires at one of the rocks. Komachi looks confused, not know what the hell is going on. She's also wondering where the music comes from.

Komachi! Do something to stop those rocks! I don't have a good rate of fire here!
Eh!? I'll slow them down!

Komachi gets her scythe, concentrates and slams the blade into the ground. In the path of the rocks, a huge pink-ish area shoots out of the ground, massively increasing the distance the rocks need to travel. It now looked as if the rocks were just hanging still in the air.

I can manipulate distance. Now PeRvert! Fire away!

PR loads in the next shell and fires.

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