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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:19 am

as I walk past one of the people I discreetly shove a hidden blade into his chest I then place his body on the lemonade stand and fling it into the sea with telekinesis his body and stand burn up with the sheer velocity (3x speed of sound) I then place a plan-X ToW. Lemonade made from actual lemons and at a cheap price I then camp nearby watching for people who try to uproot it.
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:31 am

Stop being mean to Jamy. He's just standing for what he believes in. It's people like you that make it impossible for people like me to voice out opinions.

I kick a man in the head and burn his lemonade stand to cinders

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:48 am

burning things is fun and makes everything better I extend my hand, shoot multiple fireballs which then hit a man's head, he comically runs around in circles. teach him to try to uproot my stand... bastard
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:53 am

I have one thing to say, that next to no one will understand...

I take out an onmorifudo and hold it in the air.

HAX SIGN: BURN EVERYTHING!!!!

All nearby opposing stands were burnt to ashes... as was the grass, and pretty much anything burnable.

...Did I go overboard..?

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:15 am

not even close *makes main characters, main building, our lemonade stands and the ground temporarily immune to something that is unknown to the people with the power of hacking past the fourth wall* bring on the ginger nukes! with that countless nukes fall from the sky. now that is going overboard... do you think it killed the guy we were supposed to kill?
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:27 am

in the meantime, PR was driving around in the tank again. even driving straight true a bungalow. then driving over a stand. after having ran it over, he turned the cannon of the tank to the remains of the stand and blew it up.

alrighty. that should do the trick.

while driving into some street, PR turned on his audio system in the tank, playing You Do The Slippery Wet One from Airon Tokzic, putting the bass on max. windows shattered by the strong bass and a lemonade stand got struck by lightning. then PR activated the hydraulics of the tank, making the bounce up on different sides. then he stops in front of some train rails as the lights indicate that a train should be passing by soon.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:52 am

ZA WARUDO!

Time stops and I ready lightning in the air. Time then startts again as I click and everyone related to the mastermind and his lemonade stands gets struck by lightning - though I doubt he did, safe as he is in his castle.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:36 pm

I start planting triggered explosives on random people hoping that he is one of them. *kaboom*
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:41 am

after some time of waiting in front of the rails, PR grew impatient and got out of his tank after turning off the music.

boy, this train sure takes its time. maybe it's going for the world record of slowest train ever. but don't get me wrong here. sometimes, i like trains.

gets hit in the back by a train which then gets back on the rails. PR dies and then out of nowhere, his Anti Air tank lands on the body.
to be continued?

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:28 am

I turn the whole world into a stick version of itself and do this to one of the people at the lemonade stand.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:52 am

I bump this thread and break the fourth wall

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:17 am

OOC: putting some life back into this, just because i can.

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PR gets up and finds himself near a river called Sanzu river. lots of souls are flying above it. he stood up and took a few steps forward. he looked around a bit.

how... am i alive? i got hit by a train.
you're not really alive. you died alright. this is sanzu river, and i'm going to help you cross it so you can go to the netherworld. i do wonder why you still have your body tho.
oh my, what a fine looking women we have here. i sure still feel lively.
oh god... do i really have to do this? look, you died, and you need to be guided to the netherworld... and thinks for the compliment, i guess.
if i had my talk here, i could cross the river myself.
you own... well.. owned a damn tank!?
yes, two actually, but that was all the property i had really. oh, and for your ease, people call me PR. so how may i call you, dear?
eh!.. .. .. Komachi. and i'm not 'dear', i am a shinigami. he is really getting annoying.
hmm, yes, i see. very interesting. want to have safe unprotected sex?
with an extremely annoyed look on her face. no! just shut up and- ... ... ... tank...
tank?

PR's tank suddenly drops out of the sky, onto PR. komachi sighs in relief.

finally, that's over. he really is mentally insane, asking such things.

EDIT OOC: i typed all this to bump it. free internet cookie for all who can spot the impossible part in this post.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:38 am

OOC:
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safe unprotected sex

There's your impossibility ;D

BIC: I sit down and make handsigns slowly.

Suddenly, everyone who opposes me within a fifty mile radius drops dead

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:44 am

OOC: just ooc post. well.. uhmm... here:
Spoiler:
 

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:28 pm

I interrogate someone who has a photo of the person we are looking for. I then teleport to the deathnote world and take the book before the main character finds it. I come back to the normal world. I write down the persons name, followed by 'random oversized, overweighted, trapezium shaped weight'. Soon after a 1,000,000,000,000 tonne weight falls from the sky crushing the leader. So what's next?
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:58 am

'Ouch' XD

I burst out laughing before wondering whether or not I actually joined this RP. I go to check.
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:11 am

You didn't but you can. :3

I receive a golden envelope. I go to open it, but we're all transported into a 2D dimension and a giant bird comes and steals said envelope.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:37 am

I quickly summon my awesome laser sniper rifle and shoot the bird down. I then use my childis extendo-arm and grab the envelope. Hey where's PR?

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:56 am

a random person on the street facepalms at that.

~back at the actual location~

from behind the tank, PR appears. komachi is slightly shocked and massively annoyed.

well then, i guess i started off a bit harsh there. i did it completely wrong.
finally, he realises something.
we should go do something together!
yes, lets go for a boat ride, i will take you to some place where you belong.
not on that rusty old thing i may hope.
it is a wooden boat. wood does not rust.
not anymore.
what?
tank...

komachi looks up and sees PR's AA tank falling down... on the wooden boat. the boat gets destroyed (no shit).

my... boat... i am going to kill you!
tools and materials.

komachi prepared to swing her scythe at PR, but then some tools and other stuff landed on her. she got from underneath it and got up.

we're gonna build you new and proper boat.
what is this? an engine? i don't know how to use these things.
all the more reason for me to help.


EDIT OOC: yeah, chaosmancer, i bet you know all about that =P

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:00 am

chaosmancer wrote:
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Actually, there you're wrong. Anal sex is more likely to transfer STDs than normal sex, due the the absorbent nature of the walls of the intestine. So there =P

BIC: I drop a rocket on the bird, just to make sure it's dead.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:14 am

The Insanity Factor wrote:
chaosmancer wrote:
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Actually, there you're wrong. Anal sex is more likely to transfer STDs than normal sex, due the the absorbent nature of the walls of the intestine. So there =P

BIC: I drop a rocket on the bird, just to make sure it's dead.

you have to have an STD in order to transfer it so what you're saying is that PR has an STD.

BIC: I defeather the bird and get a BBQ spit, cook it. mmmm roast random bird. I then give the envelope to Jya.
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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:16 am

I open the envelope, and a jack-in-the-box thing popped out of it, scaring me. It then exploded.

'Well, where's the real envelope, guys?'

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:48 am

chaosmancer wrote:
The Insanity Factor wrote:
chaosmancer wrote:
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Actually, there you're wrong. Anal sex is more likely to transfer STDs than normal sex, due the the absorbent nature of the walls of the intestine. So there =P

BIC: I drop a rocket on the bird, just to make sure it's dead.

you have to have an STD in order to transfer it so what you're saying is that PR has an STD.

= know. i hope i am innocent. =[


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some minutes later, the boat is completely build. it didn't have any flaws. PR used something in the tank to copy all the CD's he has. komicha takes the CD's and tries the boat out. surprisingly, it actually works.

[color=#FF0000]now i wonder how we were able to build this so fast.

does it matter? play one of those tunes you got there.

komachi puts one of the CD's in the CD player, turns the volume to max and presses play.

'I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!'
i like this.
good, let that bass make the water vibrate. well, i got to go now! bye darling!

PR gets in a tank and floats up. back on the actual world, the tank with PR in it appears, dropping on someone's car.

oops. now lets get back to the other lot.

starts driving.

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:47 am

extreme bumping power!
will this get active again?or will bums take over and place campfires EVERYWHERE? we will see, after the break.

^that be OOC btw^

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PostSubject: Re: Plan-X ~Get that envelope! Kill that bird!~   Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:23 am

*Pokes the host that is standing completely still*
*Waves tangfastics in front of face*
... hmmm... well I'm stumped.
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